The Top 14 Signs Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified

A friend sent this to me today. Just made me laugh.

The Top 14 Signs Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified


14> Resolves to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

13> Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character
on "The West Wing."

12> His number 1 choice to work on his cabinet? "That
Bob Vila guy."

11> Doesn't seem to understand that having been "held prisoner"
in county lockup for two days for public urination does
*not* make him a war hero.

10> Occasionally stops campaign speeches to ask, "Hey! Who's
frying balogna in here?"

9> Supports NRA, because "'Straight Outta Compton' was dope!"

8> Outstanding record as governor of Rhode Island nullified
by the fact that no one really cares.

7> Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers
with a chocolate donut.

6> Still asks "The state or the DC thingie?" anytime somebody
mentions Washington.

5> At the debates, answers every question with a snarled,
"You wanna wrestle?!?"

4> Attempts to use a lifeline on the very first question of the
debate.

3> Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu
refugees once and for all.

2> Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then
shouts, "I win!"


and the Number 1 Sign Your
Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified...


1> At press conferences, only calls on "the hot chick in the red
dress" and "the whiny Jew in the back."